How is this post not receiving more stars? In the interim I shall present you +100 on behalf of angry Mongols all over the world!

You couldn’t be further from the truth. Apparently two hours of Colin Cowherd (The Herd) wasn’t enough for FS1 so they teamed him up with someone who looks like and has the personality of Mr. Potato Head. Then FS1 adds Skippy to their roster.... Really?! FS1 is giving people some really good reasons not to watch their…

After viewing the video clip several times I believe that the ‘flying’ item in question is actually Texeira’s soul.

silverglass, in retrospect I soundly believe that I meant to say that I will not have ‘soup’ for a week.

Really Ed?! I guess I’ll be without beer for a week.

The following plea is to the USOC: Please suspend Ryan Lochte for 8 years; this should prevent Lochte from disgracing the USA or fellow Team USA members for two Olympics.

Thanks for responding clarifying your position.

silverglass, if indeed I missed the punchline then I’m placing myself in a self-imposed restriction and not drink any beer for a week.

If the entire paragraph was a punchline, as you suggest, then I completely missed the punchline.

Are you serious with this post? I was waiting for the sarcastic, comedic punchline but never found it.

Is it possible to have too much Jon Gruden? Any former coach which proudly dons FFCA (Fired Football Coaches Association) attire is ok in my book.

So NBC agrees to terms with the NFL then attempts to alter these terms without coordinating with said NFL? Then NBC puts the NFL on blast for disapproving the change? Really?!

It’s often considered improper to laugh at the misfortunes of others. However, no animals were injured during the production of this film so this is hilarious!

I agree with you that the purported accusations (public intoxication, public indecency, destruction of property) appear minimal and inconsequential, at least to American considerations. However, these guys were not in America and are therefore at the mercy of civil and official justice.

One cannot really fault Conger for providing a statement to distance himself from Lochte and the following are a few reasons why:

Darn you Reverend, you beat be to the punch. The movie ‘Airplane’ would be awesome! I salute thee.

This situation is interesting, amusing, and very concerning. The following morning, to Yelich’s dismay, the other individual was revealed...

I’ve attempted to watch a few episodes of this ‘Ballers’ program but I ultimately could not get into it.

He who lives by the horn (making $$$), will eventually die from it. The sweet irony in this situation is befitting of a Shakespearean tale.

I have 11 balls in my sack. Walking straight is cumbersome and sitting on a chair is relatively painful. I would be ok with simply having 2 balls