Yet another example to prove that SAS is as much of an irrational and biased douche bag as Skip Bayless, Michael Smith, and Michael Wilbon.

.... GRANDE

You’d be surprised, mainly when futbol (soccer) or lucha libre (wrestling) are not on tv.

Thank you very mucho for educating señor poopenheimer

I want to ram my chorizo up your spootenheimer. You will be happy.

I’m as perplexed as you are! I’ve seen low budget school news reports done better than this. Worst of all, I actually feel dumber after viewing the video.

“Manbaby?” White is the living epitome of the proverbial ‘dorky fat kid who always got punked for his lunch money but has somehow become successful in life.’ But the junked up part about this situation is that Dana White will ultimately have the last laugh.

Being born and raised in Southern California I recall viewing Jim Lampley anchoring a local news channel with Bree Walker. Jim Lampley has obviously moved on to bigger and better opportunities; however, he’s still the consummate professional that I recall from ‘back in the day’.

My sources tell me that Johnny Manziel, who may or may not have been there, will soon, or not, provide a statement to TMZ.

Wait for it..........

Brock Lesnar the wrestler is good. Brock Lesnar the MMA tactician is meh. Brock employs a singular strategy when fighting in the octagon, the strategy of ‘Brock smash!’ which wasn’t all too successful. Perhaps I’m expecting too much from the UFC. Unless the UFC is secretly coordinating a match between Brock Lesnar and…

This has all the tasty ingredients for this to be featured in an ESPN OTL special. I would actually pay $$ to see Bob Ley seriously discuss the abuse of D&Bs with a panel of experts as they watch replays of players getting whacked.

Your statement is true. However, I’d like to see every single parent of a teenager remind their teens of this as well. Unless the laws have changed, teens under the age of 18 are not ‘adults’ and therefore the responsibility of their adult custodian(s). So along with the usual don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t stay out…

Man, I was thinking the same thing! We all know that a finger or hand flick to the nuggets will not be pleasant. However, a deflected 80MPH ball to the sack is painful and dangerous. Hopefully his doctors will be able to put his Humpty Dumptys together again.

Thank you for being rational! The girl is 15, the boy 16; there are plenty of teens of this age group partaking in these shenanigans all the time. It happens. However, had the boy been 18 then he would be in some very serious trouble. Considering the young girl’s past, and to prevent a possible reoccurrence, it’s of…

You are absolutely correct! But it will at least take the entire tail to do so. Pablo will take care of the rest, by eating the remaining parts of the gator.

Never gets old

Exactly!!! All who have viewed Fox Sports Live (with Jay & Dan) would know that their humor is very dry and self-deprecating. This tweet (from O’Toole) is totally consistent with their program. I personally enjoy watching FSLive, mainly because of the numerous awkward comments that Jay and Dan make about their own…

Piña colada? Whatever happened to bears and their love of ‘pick-a-nic’ baskets? Someone please tell me that Yogi is still among us.