Eddie Murphy’s early comedy shows were the shit!!! I’ll have to get a case of beer and watch them on YouTube next week.

Overall I find the ‘Crying Jordan’ pics and memes to be fairly amusing. That was until I saw the Michelle Beadle/Jordan mashup and all I can say is DAMN!!! Not only can I not unsee it, it’s now permanently etched in my mind. DAMI IT!!! Would anybody happen to have a functioning neuralyzer that I may borrow for a…

“Man, even Luis Suárez would frown on this.”...

Does this faux pas make @kchapman_88 a ‘looser’?

Mike Francesa reminds me of the proverbial drunk guy at a family gathering that ‘knows everything’ and forcibly opines to everything. Listening to this guy is a painful task that I would put on nobody, except maybe Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh.

Quite to the contrary, Harry. Soccer, as you referred to it, is darn good for gambling everywhere else but the US. Sites such as ‘SkyBet’ and ‘Paddy Power’ are big on soccer and the payouts are decent.

Darn you for being quicker than I! Personally I find Colleen significantly more attractive than Erin Andrews. I can’t explain why but Colleen still has plenty going for her. Furthermore I would not have many regrets after spending the night with Colleen undead of the otger

A rusty chainsaw... Ouch!!! How about using a 14 foot Atlantic Marlin instead? That would be justice.

I’m shocked to see that people are still attending home games at Marlins Stadium. If enough people boycott these games then the games will be relatively empty. That should send that douche of an owner a fairly clear message.

I read that comment and simply scratched my head. Then I read your post and the clouds parted, the sun came out, and heavenly Angels began singing “Loria!” On a side note, I'm now unable to rid that song from my head. Oh well.

Which of these two, in your opinion, will get to be ‘big spoon’? But in all honesty this has been one of the best message board tirades that I have read, it's been awkwardly amusing.

What is this “prolly” that you speak of? Where may we find it?

That has the potential of being messy. Do you recommend wearing any type of protective clothing such as a rain jacket or coveralls?

That sounds like something I would do during my next alcohol-induced bender. If I happen to do so I’ll take a few notes and send them your way. This could be the next big ‘drunk game’ to play with friends. I’m excited!

That ‘guy’ killed himself. Anyone who attempts to bullfight a moving vehicle does not have their personal safety or best interest in the forefront.

That’s about as ‘accidental’ as me accidentally shaving my sack. DG will likely be heavily targeted during the next few games. Now I’m curiously waiting for Adams to insert another interesting response from ‘down under’

You, sir, receive my vote for today. Well played!

What is wrong with you? It’s beyond apparent that the ump merely attempted to hold back Kemp. While doing so Kemp attempts to go around the ump but loses his footing on the turf. You’re either blind or are the type that ‘cries wolf’ to instigate a situation.

This has nothing to do with being a fan, or race, creed, gender, etc. This is LIVE TV!!!! I’m surprised that the fans did not surprise the reporter with some ‘kok & balls’

Who the funk was the douchebag rebounding Beeber’s balls? He could benefit from a size 15 Air Jordan to his mouth.