I’ll leave it to one of you wise guys to make the joke about finding the smaller Dong less satifying.

I will tune into every single one of his fights if the UFC can promise me bubble-vest-sparkly-purse-guy will be there.

I don’t watch much soccer (and do watch football) but with soccer you get 90 minutes of action over 100 minutes. With football you get 11 minutes of action over three hours. Under the pizza scenario it would be Domino’s advertising how big of a box a medium pizza comes in.

You’re missing out....those premier league games are pretty awesome. And over in 90 minutes so you have the rest of the day to do what you need to do.

Kids play soccer because it’s easy. Everyone makes the team, it doesn’t take much skill or coordination or learning. You run around and kick a ball, and then go have orange slices.

Now 74, the wrestling legend and MMA pioneer of sorts revealed years ago that he had converted to Islam and changed his name to Muhammad Hussain Inoki. He told the Pakistani publication Dawn that while people assume his new first name is a tribute to Muhammad Ali, this was actually coincidental; he further explained…

You can tell that the Yankees are almost back because their asshole fans start feeling entitled to every big star in the league.

Magic Johnson is also positive.

I thought “Fuck” was just his title: “Mr. Larry Bird”, “Dr. Neil Degrasse Tyson”, “Sir Edmund Hillary”, and, “Fuck LaVar Ball”

More of an existential threat when coming from Magic.

The NBA is going to paint itself into a corner here. I’m positive Magic Johnson said the same thing watching last night’s game.

He only has to sell 20 pairs of shoes to cover it.

I thought using “LaVar Ball” canceled out “Fuck”. English grammar is so confusing.

LaVar Ball should pay his fine

Fuck yeah Dom, awesome interview

So now we’re supposed to get dressed up and try hard? Fuck that.

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

Shoot him a text. Just on the off chance he isn’t.

Lessee...

The thing I find most surprising and impressive is that the Browns have only had the #1 overall pick three times in the past 18 years.