The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

I’m a Cubs fan and trust me, it’s all part of the plan. Last night’s win was supposed to make it feel like destiny, and that will make it even harder when we get swept by the DodgerNats. I’ve already got the supplies lined up for a 12 day flakka bender after the eventual collapse.

But hey, if all these Pro Bowlers of yore down in Miami are looking for an unlicensed financial manager who can totally relate to what they’re going through, I know a guy.

“Scottie, here’s a direct account of Trump harassing someone I know”

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

He’s made bolder claims:

Apparently he meant to make some more edits before he put his copyright on there. Below is his final, more tasteful version.

The middle Sam Hinkie is the only correct answer here.

LeBron James wears 23

No

Rex Ryan approves of this photo.

Orange you glad the Orioles have such a small fan base?

They probably were going to go with “This is what it sounds like when Blue Jays cry,” but that was a bit too wordy for a pic.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Fuck you, Deadspin. Greg Oden deserves a 4th (5th?) shot.

30 year olds pretending to be 17? Mark Sanchez has finally found a loophole.

Chyna always seemed like someone who got chewed up by the system and then was left to deal with the aftermath on her own. If her time in the business had come a little earlier or a bit later, she probably would have gone down as one of the legends of pro wrestling, but she hit at probably the worst possible moment,…

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.

This guy is equal parts Joakim Noah and Adam Morrison