Death penalty for killing an animal seems entirely reasonable. Great comment.

“I didn’t see the dog murdered. I heard about it. I don’t like it. But my people are passionate and some of these dogs, look they’re bad dogs, and my followers are passionate. They’re passionate about America. And a lot of it, most of it, is a beautiful thing.”

Taken from my roof at 2pm a few Tuesdays ago. Its a lifestyle, not a cut.

Not if he did it right left

But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

“Johnson ... stands eighth and ninth on the league’s all-time leaderboard in receptions and yards.”

Good memes never die.

It’ll also bring in a bunch of people from Grantland.

And Barnwell. Reading ESPN comments after a Barnwell article is tragedy at its finest.

Not even close.

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

How about the part where a company worth billions conspired to keep him from fully knowing the risks. Can’t wait to hear how no one forced the kids in Flint to drink poisonous water. People are dead because billionaires found it more profitable to lie and attempt to withhold the mounting evidence against them. Who was…

I believe it’s quite common for glass to break when one repeatedly chucks bricks at it.

I’m just impressed you understood his comment enough to respond. I’m still trying to figure out which parts are autocorrect and which parts are the failures of our education system.

Wow, tell us more

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

Here’s what it would look like if Brady and Manning switched teams and then put on each other’s jerseys to fuck with people.

Giancarlo Stanton of the Florida Marlins and Larry Fitzgerald of the Phoenix Cardinals were unavailable for comment.

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.