Ya think? I mean, his knees are in worse shape than Dan Hampton’s

Your use of “pedant”, the hour and my skimming of the comments immediately led me to believe that you might be interviewed on a hit talk show.

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

The fucking Hindenburg announcer was more restrained than these 2 radio guys.

Raible makes it much more bearable than whatever network idiots get trotted out. I turn my TV down with the radio coverage if I can. Not ashamed one bit, I’ve wanted to slap the shit out of Collinsworth on more than a few occasions this year.

Radio announcers appear to be very vigilant about being kidded.

So if Money Manziel got a concussion, snuck to vegas wore a disguise of a blonde wig and glasses and possibly a mustache and then he geotagged a photo of him and his dog in his apartment, I think I kind of respect it. I mean it’s some next level deception.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

wait so this editorial board works near some of the richest people in the country in the OC so does this mean that they also can be paid $0.50/hour

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

That pig does not look at all comfortable with this bit, and neither does Wilbur.

I would write this dude off as an irritating attention seeker but for the note of sincere concern in his co-hosts voice as he semi-begs for him to not actually spoon the pig. Sounds like the co-host knows what this dude is really capable of, and fears it.

Norman, fresh off the win that moved Carolina to 14-0, said the game revealed who Beckham really is.

That’s actually the best possible description of what’s going on here. Well played, sir.

Meet Dana Trump

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.