Yeah but when that third string safety from Kent State comes all the way back from his torn ACL(s) and beats pancreatic cancer, WE’RE GONNA BE UNSTOPPABLE BABY!!1!11!

Featured: The Missing Link, along with some guy in a gorilla costume.

Just use whatever text to speech app Fox uses.

I’ve seen Rob Ryan coach defense. All of his gigs are temporary.

So, your definition of a “real fan” is one that walks around town wearing the team’s jersey year round? Got it.

“of course the stadium is going to sell out, it’s Wrigley”.

I’m not even a Cubs fan. I’m merely a crusader for truth and pointing out that you’re an idiot. It doesn’t seem “arbitrary” to point out that the supposed “fair weather fans” continue to fill the stadium even when the team finishes in 5th place 4 years in a row.

Except being fairweather requires being good. Cubs haven’t won in 108 years. A lot of us have stuck with them for our entire lives.

... given that he was refuting your claim that the Cubs have a fairweather fanbase, in what way is the fact that they’ve maintained high attendance despite a small stadium and poor performance “arbitrary”? i’m no cubs fan but i’d argue it was a pretty compelling rebuttal to your argument. it was certainly more…

While I agree that there are some fair-weather Cubs fans, and that they are incredibly annoying, you are a bit of an ass for blanketing us all into one neat category so that you can summarily dismiss the entire fan base.
I’m a die-hard Cub fan. I’ve lived in Chicago for 4 seasons of Cubs baseball, and I will readily…

How can you be fairweather at all when your team hasn’t won in 108 years?

You can’t be serious. Dude the Cubs have basically been bad for 100 years. And yet they still sell out Wrigley on a Tuesday afternoon. And the data bears this out. In spite of playing in one of the smaller stadiums in the MLB, and in spite of playing more day games than any other team, the Cubs are consistently top 10…

You’re probably right, it’s a pipe dream to get Jose. But there are other talented pitchers out there that could vastly improve the rotation. Arrieta, Lester, ______, Lackey, Warren. You’re giving yourselves a chance to get over the hump if you’re sending those 5 out instead of last year’s 5.

But .275 is the new .300 with these pitchers!

says the sox fan

Ky is fortunate he doesn’t live in Illinois. I forgot mine when I bought a new car (the old one expired on my birthday in July, so the new one expiring in Feb was incredibly easy to forget). It finally got pointed out to me by a helpful member of the local constabulary. That $30 ticket was followed by a $100 late fee,…

Well yeah, you chose a crappy spelling of “Dean” for one...

Well great, now I need to remember to google “Gianna porn star” after work.. This is going to rest heavily on my mind all day.

Brisket, Brett. When in doubt, always, always brisket.

Wait, I don’t think there has there ever been a “PORN STARS: Ranked” list, right?