“Problem solved!” -Dan Snyder

I’d like to think that the entire city of Buffalo is just trolling Deadspin.

Glue trap and stomp. Literally nothing else has ever worked for me.

Alternate Fox News Headline:

The list is not exhaustive. There are a host of European soccer players with Muslim roots. For instance, the French National Team includes (or has included) players like Paul Pogba, Karim Benzema, Bacary Sagna, Nabil Feker, Lassana Diarra, Zinedine Zidane and Franck Ribery (etc.). There are, again, a myriad of others…

“I’m sorry, son, you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdoch. I’m the co-pilot.”

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Call me old-fashioned, but I get more excited about tackles, pass receptions, blocked field goals... you know, football stuff. Maybe we could turn football into a judged sport, like figure skating or gymnastics, where players don’t get points for getting into the end zone, but for how much STYLE they show after…

“Could be funnier.”

I won’t be happy until they take in the field in 9 different uniform variations.

“you can’t deny there sure are a lot of them.”

If anyone’s curious about the White Sox ‘70s unis with shorts, Vice did a pretty good piece on the story back in August.

I thought they just went to penalty kicks.

That's cool and all, but did he fix your air conditioner?

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

Zero’s trying to become one’s.

Jays have the best road support in all of MLB