It would just be “I got this” repeated over and over again, tone gradually increasing in desparation over the course of the game.

The Factory of Sadness

Did that Really Just Happen? The Official Anthology of Cleveland Browns Football 1946-present

That might really limit the hiring pool in Texas.

That’s a pretty sweet way of slipping in the fact that you got laid. +1

It reminds me of the time when my mom caught me and my girlfriend fucking after school one day. She promptly called her mom and said she “caught us doing sex together, with her hindquarters in the air”

Ever since their percentage went down on those Rock N’ Jock 10 pointers, it’s really hurt their overall points per shot attempt.

Maybe Doc will have some time coming up soon to properly thank Kevin McHale over dinner for gift-wrapping him the KG era in Boston...

“...did several cusses at each other...”

Maybe if Doc sacrifices Austin at half court. God will fix the Clippers’ problems.

Maybe... just maybe... it was also her trainer.

Haha that’s fair. Like I said, I went to the 2010 hawks cup final game 5 where they crushed the flyers. I’ve been to some great bears games, and lots of good bulls games.

After the Paris Attacks, running onto the field in an NFL game is very stupid.

Well, it’s already hockey season.

Don't worry St Louis, it'll be baseball season soon... Oh wait

The problem is he sees double. If he saw triple he could shoot for the hoop in the middle.

We haven’t seen a front flip like that by someone with a penis since the end of the East German women’s gymnastics team.

“Holly Holm almost certainly can’t win for such and such reasons, but if she does it will probably be off a left head kick” holds up as a reasonable take in retrospect.

Somebody tell Greg Howard, it’s okay, we all take L’s sometimes.