Counterpoint:

Hello Clarice

Lauda allegedly coughed the lung up himself, pointed at it and said “Still more handsome than James Hunt” and walked out of the hospital.

Did they just have a random set of lungs on hand? I’m joking, of course, but it sounds like the procedure wasn’t planned out that far in advance. This guy has some extremely good luck.

Where I live, if it’s raining hard enough to need an umbrella, it’s usually too windy for an umbrella. 

MORE OF THIS PLEASE

I...I don’t hate it.

Honestly, I can't believe Dodge hasn't released a SRT Grand Caravan yet... 

I didn’t even know Mitsubishi still sells cars in the US. I honestly don’t even know where I would go to find a dealer.

Buttery smooth shifting soil, though

+80000 nerd points

*adjusts nerd glasses*

you know who would take those jobs, do them honorably, and bust their ass at ‘em. Immigrant folks from latin countries

The kind of people who will pay for a $25k new car for their teen are also the kind of people who are unlikely to raise a teen that can save up $5k for their own car.

Either it’s just an excuse to jump on the SUV/CUV bandwagon or most people have side gigs delivering furniture and appliances. One of these answers is correct.

I know a lot of single people and couples without children who drive SUVs.

use rachet straps to lash the children to the roof, duh

Most vehicles you see are single occupancy commuters, regardless of size.

Right. It’s not terrible looking at all - but why does it exist?