These are all of an impressive caliber; it’s not crystal clear who should take the crown.

Stand back, he might clock you in the face

Sorry, I didn’t mean to go all cuckoo there. I guess I could use a timeout.

great now you’ve gotten me all wound up

You’ve gotta hand it to them.

Yes. Let’s all talk about it. You start and we go around clockwise.

Hell yes I’m upset. Don’t you find this alarming?!

I remember people complaining that they couldn’t tell time from an analog clock...

WRONG.

The smart crossblade. Only 2000 of these exist and low mile examples without modifications are selling for more than what they sold for new in 2002 (about $23,000). A few examples:

Toyota Echo Sedan, the next must have “it” car for collectors.

Super glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this...

This president is having problems with someone named Stormy so he hires someone named Sunshine?

MX-3, Toyota Paseo, Nissan NX, Geo Storm, Isuzu Impulse... They were all over the place for awhile, then poof... A shame.

My personal favorite from the era was the Nissan NX2000.

“I’ve already talked to our All State agent, and you have accident forgiveness, so....”

Mom, Dad, I accidentally scratched the car during the driving test.

Ahem

Idk what the hell your calling ugly the new XSE Camry looks sexy. To me it’s the best looking sedan In its class.