“The Nissan Frontier reminds me of Eric Trump.”

New!? Hah! New is for suckers that’s aren’t Nissan.

Is it an Autobot or a Decepticon?

Dodge has enough Mitsubishi DNA that they’ll probably take the Eclipse name route and just make an SUV called the Viper.

More like can’t get the red crayon out of his ear.

It’s either:

Toyota is way out on their field economy estimates.

Don’t forget the HOV-lane sticker.

I think it’s just the angle of the original photos. But holy moly does google image search take you down a rabbit hole with “Ridgeline Type-R”

This thing is awesome, but it really makes me want to see them make a street-focused Ridgeline Type R, complete with angular character lines, wheel vents, and a wing.

He compensates by consuming souls.

It’s nice to see the details and how tinkering can make a difference.

I suspect he is still so sheltered that he hasn’t felt the impact of losing.

No, but he might be a reincarnation. They’re both in the Magnum PI and Hawaii Five-O of their respective generations.

It looked like Sung Kang in there...so I guess this is a prequel to Tokyo Drift and a sequel to Fast Five? Or Justin Lin feels bad for killing Han off and wants to give a brother some payroll.

He probably should stop reading that weathered Tom Clancy softcover book he found on the bedside table at Mar A Lago.

Should be the Ford Prod

Not “final” if we can figure a way to stash a Tomahawk in the trunk...you know, for urban trips.

Don’t get distracted - Sebring is good but what we really want is spec kei van.

NP if those Ferrari badges were proudly swapped with either Hyundai logos or maybe those Volvo moose badges. Non-jalops wouldn’t notice and would like the car, Jalops would nod in appreciation.