Every year in high school—and university now that I think of it—my buddies and I would travel to the Canadian version of an International Auto Show in a nearby city. There was always a line up of Ladas in the dark corridor between the two exhibition halls, like an airlock between the People’s commuters and the…

I’m gonna say I’m not you.

Pretty sure it and the Daytona were in last place. But there’s no shame in that...aerodynamics and coolness are independent. And I remember my uncle’s SS having quite an awesome street presence.

I’ll never forget the year I wanted to apply my new-found love of cars and my resolution to become a car designer to the annual junior high science fair competition. I decided to study aerodynamics, and built five model cars to do it. Mostly...Pontiacs. I was 13.

No, crazy-smart would be getting some rubes to try this and get caught so that Jalops have employment opportunities with border control:

They were busy with...some other stuff.

Do any of us really know what happens to heroin when it’s been packed in a dummy cylinder for several years?

No, old Volvo and old Saab are the Blues Brothers.

Reminds me of the old battle of smokers (who thought calling a corner of a restaurant the “smoking section” would keep the air clean) vs. non-smokers (who could taste the smoke)

In my mind, Trump went on to say “...and at $130,000 per NDA, this is all getting really expensive.”

Totally... and what’s a “Jalopnik” anyways?

Stuttgart.

Volvo is the new Saab?

Tweets are ultimately electrical.

This would be a great opening to a Jalopnik math test.

Cop was just trying to earn some respect. Now he owes the guy a ten-second car...

Nice! Is there a place to stick my chainsaw?

“within the span of a half hour.”

Or...slide all the doors!

“Hood gap as intentional design feature?”