I’ll raise that cheap Buick story:

Hi Brian! Nice first article!

Good review.

“Tonight, on The Grand Tour...”

So then Abe would be shuttled in style by a high-end intercity commuter. Noble Teslas and fairly-paid drivers. And room for a stovepipe hat.

Yeah, back while you were watching the Gran Prix or LeMans...one of those races...they took a Grand Safari to Montana.

Pretty sure those are all Lambos, dude.

Don’t think about it. Do it.

Overheard in Subaru design studio:

It’s pretty dark humour 

More people need to see this comment.

That’s not bad, considering buyers of the original Stratos needed an old priest and a young priest.

It’s the wagon you can drive through a keyhole.

Mercedes Impending Vasectomy

Depends how the braking feels.

Hang Loose, little Shaka bomber.

If only the original builders of the subway tunnels had stopped to create some sort of portable heat device to dry things out.

This is not Boring.

I’m pretty sure parking lights exist so that when you press your key fob once, they blink, and you can tell you locked the car.

Thanks. I figured I had a chance until the hamster spirit joke.