Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Well, maybe he’ll give us all a Christmas miracle and keel over dead mid December. I feel a little bad for Melania again, can you imagine watching him eat?

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

Big Cousin is always watching.

It’s important to remember that these are the reasons this cannot stop at “gay marriage.” This is hospital bills and childcare and estate planning and job discrimination and fair housing and countless issues. It wasn’t about just a fucking marriage license and ceremony.

Truly, with progress like this, feminism is no longer needed.

This is essentially state-subsidized promotion of Christianity. They’re not teaching the Biblical accounts neutrally, and they make that very clear. When the narrative disagrees with historical scholarship, I know which one they’ll teach. You could, in theory, set up a course like this in a more neutral way that has…

You know that fucker was making them buy name brand.

(Because GAWD told me in a book I can’t even read that I’m supposed to believe that stuff)

You seem to have some Grey Comments in need of a solid dismissal, lest they take root and think they’re Real Commenters. I’ll respond to some of them before they’re gone back into the swamp that farted them into existence:

Link? Press release? Image? Availability?

This. Maybe we’re jaded, but I read the entire opening remarks yesterday, and I was able to identify a.) there’s enough in there to get any president impeached and b.) nothing’s going to come of it.

As potentially exciting as it all is, I can’t get that worked up about it, as I can imagine it’ll be some vague assertions that’ll be countered by the admin and mired in The Process for the foreseeable future. The days of The Big Reveal are over, Mr. Smith died on the way to Washington, and nobody wants to dig too…

When I was growing up, it was the IRA. My first job we were told how to deal with a bomb threat or suspicious packages in the mall where I worked. There will always be people who think it achieves something to kill a bunch of people, other than make everyone who is left really pissed at them.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

There’s also a great one with Carrie and Mark Hamill:

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

I absolutely do see this. Just last week I was at Wendy’s and a group of obvious vampires were eating there.