donatellonja
Donatello, Ninja Turtle Attorney
donatellonja

Bullshit - close to half the country decided not to bother themselves with voting and look who we have in office. Even setting aside the whining position of my vote just doesnt matter crap, voting in all the local and state elections is what sets up these national politics. Now try that same whining crap and tell me a

The movie about the guy who fucks his best friends wife?

I can solve this. Make a special piece of eyewear in the game that makes female soldiers in multiplayer appear as males to the player wearing them. To balance things out, players wearing these . . . we’ll call them Cock Goggles . . . players wearing Cock Goggles appear as giant flaming penises to everyone else.

Good point. That’s why this year’s multiplayer will let you die once — then you’ll never be able to play again.

The Civil Rights movement’s victories were based on struggle and conflict — economic, legal, and social — not just conversation. People were beaten and people were murdered as they strove to secure those rights. They didn’t convince bigots, racists, and segregationists they were wrong, they fought them and were fought

Hey, an interesting article for once.

I saw the ad. If it was me? I would have left the anti trans bigot at the bar by himself. I am not sitting down and smiling with a guy that thinks I shouldn’t exist. I don’t have to pander to some bigots feelings either.

Lately I have been developing the horrifying fear that Trump can do nothing to disappoint his base as long as he pisses off the establishment. His supporters (who the past election proved are in the minority) are a group of angry individuals who just want to express their anger. Eventually I expect and hope they wake

To admit to voting for Trump was a mistake takes a level of self awareness that Trump supporters do not possess. They have bought into the Amway. The time share in Boca. The pyramid scheme. They have paid for the extended warranty on their leased Toyota Avalon. They are the temporarily inconvenienced future

Everything you say is true and correct, and feels awesome.

Maybe it’s time she tried oatmeal for breakfast.

Wow. Apparently I do still have a massive crush on Rachael Leigh Cook.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Me currently..

A MLT...mutton, lettuce and tomato, when the mutton’s nice and lean and the tomato’s fresh <smacks lips>

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the

“Freedom and Liberty*”

*Freedom and Liberty (F&L) is limited to our perspective of F&L to be construed as “traditional” white, cis, hetero, male construed mores, where those outside would never really be accepted even if they adhered to said F&L mores. F&L are subject to being revoked at anytime should any dissent of

I’ve always loved this movie, partly for the reasons discussed in this interview. I remember watching this movie as a child with my mother — herself a German-Jewish refugee from Berlin who left on the Kindertransport at 15 — and seeing the tears in her eyes as she, too, sang along to the Marseillaise, and as she told