thank god, someone who isn’t blowing this game’s dick all the goddamn time.

This is fantastic. Thank you for sharing.

I guess we had to call it “Big Time Small Time Dicks” because “Wow, What a Piece of Shit!” was a bit too much?

Product was rushed. Product wasn’t ready.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The problem is that while you can inform yourself, you can’t inform others. Particularly now, when any attempt to inform others is greeted with the scream, “FAKE NEWS!!”

There is literally no news story about this man where my immediate reaction has been anything other than:

anyone know if this thing is good for running Plex? I’m tired of keeping my macbook running all the time for it.

anyone know if this thing is good for running Plex? I’m tired of keeping my macbook running all the time for it.

This is not at all what I meant when I said I wanted the maid of honor to be a “crazy beast.”

The “Doom and Gloom” is how you motivate people to act. They have to be made aware of what’s happening and why it’s bad - then you can tell them what to do about it.

Burt Reynolds, is that you?

As one of the few good things that humans have incorporated into their lives (the other two are television and BBQ), dogs deserve a stress-free life of treats, walks, and happiness.

Jesus, look at that face. THAT’s what people want to keep out of their country.

Morning. I can’t think straight until I’ve had a shower in the morning.

Oh god I love this article. Every year, this article. I get in so much trouble for laughing loudly at work.

This.

I’d like to make a request (really more of a plea). Someone - Hamilton, or anyone else on staff either here or at Giz or even Kotaku - please write a post entitled “Stop Freaking Out.”

Same. Suddenly realizing I’m stuck here unless I want to completely give up my livelihood.

at about 4 in the morning, i lay awake and wondered what it’d be like if our neighbors decided to burn down the jews’ house, or to just kick us out and take it.

Thanks!