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What I’ll remember of Janet Reno is that she was willing to make fun of herself. Good trait.

Greenlight. $150M budget. Get me someone, who’s hot right now? Get me Pratt!

“You can follow Stryder7x’s continued attempts to nail Peach%”

Ooh, do me next! #narcissism.

“She’s not yet shown a warm and fuzzy side.”

“I wasn’t thinking as an attorney but like a ... sorority girl,” she said.

I was so prepared for the “boo hoo, you only make $160k a year” argument, but - damn. To guard Trump, that’s nothing.

The person who needs a Slim Jim Dash Button also needs a full documentary devoted to him/her.

The person who needs a Slim Jim Dash Button also needs a full documentary devoted to him/her.

I can’t believe this has to happen. Horrible, horrifying, horrid. H words. Awkwardness.

Squirrel Girl could. But she wouldn’t.

A high percentage. Most never talk about it. It sucks.

Cool.

“Bryon Nfinger” is what a bad novelist would name a fictional Klan member.

Just a quick fix! Hope it helps.

Just a quick fix! Hope it helps.

Starred for the reference. Long live 11.

Thing is... yeah. Zoidberg is a character, a trademark and a copyrighted character. She really doesn’t have any right to use him.

Hating the rich is kind of a national pastime here (maybe everywhere). No matter how “bad” a person might be, no one deserves to be hurt.

The truly scary thing is that there’s some monster watching him right now, thinking “I can do that better.”