Wait, why is that written in English? The language of the oppressors?!

YOUR WORLD IS COLLAPSING, CONSERVATIVES!!!!

When you know some sh*t is about to go down.

Men! For god’s sake, don’t talk to women! Don’t LOOK at women! EVER! In public keep your eyes down at the ground, lest you catch their eye and force them to give you the finger! It’s much safer for you to bump into walls and doors than to run the risk of offending someone by looking in their general direction!

Oh you. I see two possibilities -

Just let me rename it “Edi.”

I can’t imagine any images we get back will be as close up or as detailed as these renderings. I really wish we’d be able to get images like this though.

Go ahead, get fired. See how you enjoy that.

“Using powerful ground-penetrating radar”

Just you wait, ‘enry ‘ertzfeld, just you wait.

Man, listening to NVC’s predictions for Nintendo’s E3 this year was such a joke. They had these wild pie-in-the-sky predictions, but we all knew Nintendo had nothing to show.

Oh thank god. I was totally going to recruit him and then leave him safely in my home, like I did with Fallout 3. I was so worried this was going to make me a wreck.

Wooooooooooooo!!

This was running on a high-end, PC, right? People are going to be so pissed when they see console footage.

I just hope we don’t get to September and suddenly hear that it’s been delayed to 2016. #knockonwood

Getting rid of aging, huh.

Ah yes, the new “elbow fart” move. It’s gonna be huge in the tournaments.

It’s a tough situation, but maybe it’s one where he could have said, “Look, I don’t want to pull rank, but I’m the director. I get the feeling this could cause trouble, and besides it might be a cool scene for her to pull off those heels and put on a pair of boots. Like, ‘Okay, now I’m going to fight.’”

I don’t know why, but that top button really bothers me on 12’s outfits. Either put on a tie or unbutton that top button!

The three characters in the front all have the same copy+paste smile on their faces.