Once you reach day 72, your hunger strike probably isn’t working.

Our criminal justice system has moved to Twitter. Every accusation is a guilty verdict, and every sentence is the same - exile.

Behold, for I shall now predict the future:

Polls still show Biden with an overwhelming lead.

Thanks to Reggie. He did a wonderful job.

The problem becomes the definition of Viability, as pretty much everyone here has said. What we need is a legal definition of the term, something that respects choice and yet appeases enough of the lifers to pull it off.

I doubt my “hot take” / stupid rant was powerful enough to confound both the sexes.

Yeah. It was a quick overreaction to the post. I spoke out of turn, my bad.

(sigh), yeah. You’re right. I had a hot take, should’ve thought before posting. My apologies.

Men, how many times do we have to be told? Do not criticize anything about women. Do not talk about women. Do not talk to women. Do not look at women. Keep your eyes down and your mouth shut and pray that they do not find a reason to crucify you anyway.

Under what acceptable circumstances do you learn that the ex was better at hand/blowjobs?

Dr. Liara T’Soni, PhD (yes, it’s on all the official documents) is suspicious. And I will hunt down anyone who dares try to take her.

When you know some sh*t is about to go down.

Men! For god’s sake, don’t talk to women! Don’t LOOK at women! EVER! In public keep your eyes down at the ground, lest you catch their eye and force them to give you the finger! It’s much safer for you to bump into walls and doors than to run the risk of offending someone by looking in their general direction!

Oh you. I see two possibilities -

Go ahead, get fired. See how you enjoy that.

Man, listening to NVC’s predictions for Nintendo’s E3 this year was such a joke. They had these wild pie-in-the-sky predictions, but we all knew Nintendo had nothing to show.

Oh thank god. I was totally going to recruit him and then leave him safely in my home, like I did with Fallout 3. I was so worried this was going to make me a wreck.

Wooooooooooooo!!

This was running on a high-end, PC, right? People are going to be so pissed when they see console footage.