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My mother, whose litmus test for dates I brought home was to whip out the family photo album and their cherished picture of my father beaming in between Waters and Divine (the failure to appreciate which on the part of my date inevitably led to subtle hints from my parents to keep my options open, there are other

Divines brand of filth is way more pallatable.

For a while there, this was also Divine’s whole shtick. 

This makes me think about Don Jr. for being too dumb to know what he was doing was wrong. Like if you’re a Black or Brown person you can get arrested for a having a small amount of weed on the bottom of your shoe. In some states if you get into a fight and kick the person in the stomach your crime can go from assault

My Macbook disagrees

Well, now I regret all those Mossimo clothes I wore in the ‘90s even more than I did before.

meanwhile over here in single Mom land with a deadbeat ex who pays nothing, I worry every single day about how my daughter will get into college & how we can be approved for loans after said ex ruined my credit, she’s 11 but I’m worried now & will be in a constant state of worry for the next 7 yrs or so...

Initial reaction to the story’s photo: “wow, that is one SHITTY wax statue of Donald Trump Jr...”

That’s only one definition of the word Decimation. Now it refers to any large percentage reduction in quantities. The historical definition you cite is accurate, but not exclusive or in opposition to the etymological evolution that the word has undergone over time.  Thus its current popular usage.

According to Open Secrets:

Dad - Donated to a Dem running for congress in his district. But, donated to Boener and Mitt as well.

I’m tired of you aliens always judging us.

Runaway nuclear reactors, crashed planes, cars and trains. Ships sinking, foundering and crashing into ports. Governments toppled/crippled. Babies/kids without families to care for them meaning a real strain on support systems. Just a real shit show all around if half the world’s population just turned to dust. Need a

He looks like an old Don Jr.

I’ve read that Mossimo is a Trump supporter.

because it is wonderful and glorious and a beacon of light in these dark days?

He seems like a great guy.

Rich people are the worst.

Weird they couldn’t just have given Olivia all that bribe money then to be an entrepreneur like her dad, who obviously had a similar lack of desire for a uni education? But I guess Olivia’s brand might have relied on living the uni life on instagram to be more relatable to young consumers.

“Sweet... fancy, Moses...”

Schools are closed all the way from Denver to the Wyoming border. My wife is a teacher in Greeley west of Fort Collins and her school is closed today.