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I’m not Catholic so I am not entirely familiar with the anullment process, but why would someone choose having a new marriage recognized by the church when it would also mean that their kids from their first marriage would no longer be recognized as the product of a “valid” marriage? Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Starting a thread to list the worst movie choice you ever made to take your parents to. Mine was “Borat”

I feel like Khloe will probably take him back (although I really hope she doesn’t) and that he will 100% cheat on her again. It seems like she thinks the only way to be good parents to True is for them to be together and I realize she wants to be the best mom possible but people can no longer be together and still be

An unnamed source tells Hollywood Life that Thompson “wants his family back,”

“I was sure that she [would] say no, I made a mistake,” he continued. “She said ‘I’d love to go’ because she didn’t want to be left alone in the house again. So I took my mother to see ‘Deep Throat.’”

There are a dozen seasons of American Greed. While they can’t capture the depth of these documentaries, I tend to start googling the subject during the show to read more. It’s astounding how many Ponzi schemes are going on at any given time. My dumb town is embroiled in a $100,000,000 one right now

My mother took me to see “Cabaret”. Not exactly “Deep Throat” but not exactly family fare either. I’m sure this will come up when I join the 783 other Democratic presidential candidates.

What kind of idiot says “naughty” to an adult?

“So I took my mother to see ‘Deep Throat.’”

And we’re sure he’s not talking about his wife, like Pence?

Do you remember the final months before Thatchers long-awaited departure for the neather realms? The wonderful, wonderful spite and hate (no, seriously, I loved it) that just kept pouring out, unabashedly. She really deserved every single iota of it (is there an official measurement for hate? could we call it ‘thatcher

Thanks, I never tire of seeing Trixie on the far right of the picture.  Went from the nightclub to the funeral, with an eye out for husband #4.  Atta girl. 

So that’s what it’ll take to get another real smile on Melanie’s face.

Can you edit that to them dancing and taking dumps on him?

I hope NYC rejects him (I’m sure he’d like to have a fancy mausoleum in Riverside park like Grant), and instead recommends he be buried in Jersey.

They’re not yours they’re oars.

My mom’s first birth story is a mosh pit of malpractice and despair, but she did get one amusing story out of it. At the time my parents lived in Cambridge in England and it had precisely one ambulance. Mom was in a bad way and needed that ambulance, but it was currently occupied by a babbling man in a straight

got to the word “ribcage” and started shrieking

Thank God for my hysterectomy.