Lindy good, me bad

A lot of the pieces here lately (not just Harron’s but definitely this one) remind me of things that sound clever as hell in my head (usually while high) but don’t land when they come out of my mouth.

This is hilarious!

I didn’t know it was possible for me to like him any more than when I first discovered my Sun and Stars.

I’m canceled…… ;€

Oh, it’s an attempt at a joke. It just doesn’t work because it’s what Jezebel really does and has done for years and years.

i’d probably pop him in the head with my book if he tried to tear out pages, but i freaking love these photos. i want to run away with him, except he already has his true love. *Drools*

Yeah, this is much ado about nothing. It’s schtick between consenting adults. There’s a you tube video of him talking about it with Graham Norton. One of the guys in these pics actually posted a comment about how fun it was (also, that it was the couple’s request, not Mamoa's idea).

My husband would fucking love it, and would probably demand that we do this if we ever met him. 

Please provide proof of this assertion. 

This is getting ridiculous, right? They built this one up and they’ve gotten to the takedown a bit quicker than usual. I can’t figure out why, especially when he just got his first blockbuster movie role. Why now? Why so short a run? Is he just a tad bit too “tan” to make it as far as others have before him? I don’t…

I fucking love that he does this, and (I think) my boyfriend would laugh.

It’s not always the men he’s pushing away. Kiiiiinda seems like they’re into it too.

No, he made ONE rape joke, and when he was called on it, gave a thoughtful apology, taking full responsibility.

In the new millennium, no one is ever allowed to change over time or have things known in their proper context. In the end, we will all be put on pedestals that sit in a garbage dumpster.

Are you serious?

I get the feeling that Jason Momoa is the bro-iest bro that ever bro-ed and that he would be fun to get drunk with once but would be exhausting to be around for any length of time. 

Counterpoint: Jason Momoa is cool, and naked mole rat queen is also cool.

or at least until this know-nothing milquetoast ass decides to try a presidential run.