Is Katy Perry and Calvin Harris teaming up considered shade? Kara Brown should weigh in.

her forearm is pretty close to his wang, there. he probably grabbed her any opportunity he had to bring some part of her body closer to his wang. it’s his sole motivation for showing her affection.

he’s wearing a seat belt while she’s not. Father of the year award

She shit all over the ring and I’m the bad guy? Lighten up. Even she’s having fun with it. Did you not see her tweet? #ShitHappens

So, she ended up #2?

Who in the world still falls for it that isn’t a deep seated Trumper?

This is probably one of the less disgusting pictures of the two of them.

Why wouldn’t a COFFEE shop not have a goddamn public bathroom? Coffee makes you pee/poop. Do you want people to poop on the floor of your coffee shop?

She’s spent years living as a cartoon character somewhere between Betty Boop and Dame Edna, but even such a creation, well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Next time she has to be out for hours on end, perhaps she’ll consider Depends.

Oh god their hand placements! This is so, so wrong.

And all the pussies!!!

Awww...Phil Hartman was the best.

The wheels on the bus stretch limo (and little Ivanka on daddy’s lap) go round and round, round and round...

Yup, Ivanka is the “good cop”. She learned long ago to say nice things while she is bullshitting people. She is no less terrible than the rest of her family, she is just better at controlling herself.

True and I forgot the train wreck left behind.

Because of some of the try-hard “gotcha” comments I read in the WaPo story on this, I wanted to make a preemptive comment:

There’s also this wonderful nugget

I thought I was going to need a brace for the back of my head to keep my eyeballs in when I read this.

I feel like the entire country is being gaslighted (gaslit?). Every goddamn day it’s something new with these people.