Free market rapitalism is the worst, amirite?!

Hey, dude, don’t throw science at me like that. This is, like, about my feelings and stuff. Your science is triggering me, man!

I wish I hadn’t read this! I mean I already knew but it’s something you can’t allow yourself to acknowledge and stay sane. Thank God for the hand sanitizers I carry everywhere with me in my man bag because y’all are nasty!

Right. Which is why I’m a slut and Melania is a whore.

I worry about Melanie, about how the poor thing has to worry about one of her old clients recognizing her as FLOTUS and ruining her life! Totally unfair you Libs won’t let her live!

It’s because I’ve decided it’s pointless trying to have a discussion with trashy trolls like you. So from now on...

Dems have miraculously taken over the Alaska house, tho! At least that will keep the crazy fucker in check.

Melania Joy knows she’ll look fab in teal.

Uh, I’m pretty sure we’re living through the sequel right now.

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Jane, you ignorant slut, season 2 was as amazingly horrifying as season 1. What did you find so objectionable about it?

That would be amazing but he’s already sleazed his way out of one set of accusations.

I hope Splinter and the rest of the media go in hard on the three part Miami Herald Jeffrey Epstein story. Twitter is (rightly) having a meltdown over it.

Poor Mehnaz! What an absolute horror show she’s forced to live through!

I already showed you the receipts, you dumb fuck. You just refuse to acknowledge the obvious: things are way better here for women, my fellow LGBTs and religious minorities. We don’t face nearly the same level of persecution here. Not even close.

Yup. You should see the cheers I get around here when I shit on evangelicals and my fellow Catholics, lol.