I think you need to learn how to adult. You're doing it wrong if all you have is that one extra hour of sleep. First of all, feel guilty if you cheat, lie, steal, murder, or rape people, not because you eat food. Second of all you're an adult... Don't rely on Christmas presents to have cool things, go buy them for…

Damn. She looks like a child.

Carfax for the cars but I think you mean the drivers of cars so I'm going with the DMV.

God. The older I get the more I hate people with a cause.

Make awkward sexual advances, not war.

You mean like the time gawker outted a rival last month.

I had to google whether it really was Team World V Team Africa and... Uhh. What the actual fuck?

Correct answer.

I care in that I just wish gawker covered more of what's going on in the rest of the country. I don't really have much of an issue with NYC.

I am proud. This is like a brother and sister thing for me. My sister used to beat the crap out of me when we were kids, but if anyone ever messed with me she always had my back. I hope that makes sense.

I hope NYC stops picking up garbage again and that the whole city gets buried in snow and garbage and that gawker can only have their west coast and Midwest bloggers update the site.

all the rest of us hear is blah blah blah. Most of every one on this earth literally doesn't care.

the thing about New York is that literally most of the world doesn't give a shit what happens in or to New York. I mean that there is actually billions of people who couldn't give a shit if New York is a place or something that gawker made up

NYC is never going to learn from anyone because NY has and still thinks its the center of the earth. One of the only things I hate about gawker is how New York centric it is. I get it but I just don't give a shit.

please create the label. Then dumb dumbs will stop eating and we can thin the herd.

Whoa. Friedmans idea is actually really awesome and plausible.

fuck your article. This kid now has a story.

this is actually one of the coolest jokes I've ever read. Thanks!

or maybe suspend him with pay. That'll make an example out of him

they're fracking in the Central Valley last I read.