Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

He looks like a youth pastor doing a rap skit in the second picture.

Bout effin time a few of these Christians stand up and lay into that insufferable jackass. He is not, nor ever will be the bright shining example of what they want. He is not a good and kind soul they want but one of those blithering idiots who preach God while tooling around in private jets and explaining they need…

But everyone knows that Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, who was very rarely stable.

Uniform vendor Endgame, LLC, based in the Algonquin Indian territory of Upstate New York, says it is unaware of the presence of smallpox in the uniforms and wishes you would stop asking about smallpox because this is clearly just a topical allergic reaction and nothing more. Delta is welcome for these extremely…

...an unlucky parent ended up with a big bill after taking his child on a trip to the car dealership...

I hate the term “furbaby” or in this case “feline child” and that’s where I quit reading.

I say this now to all of you who would use such terms seriously.....

You sound like a 6yrold when you say it.

A cat is not a child and calling it one shows a level of ignorance that is jaw-droppingly insulting to parents.

Your cat…

“Luckily for me, a cat parent, my feline child would never accompany me to a dealership if I ever went to one...”

There’s this stupid game racists like to play that’s the intellectual equivalent of “I’m not touching you”. It’s basically saying and doing shit that’s clearly, undeniably racist, but because they didn’t explicitly drop the N-bomb or say “I hate black people” that they can somehow defend their behavior in some…

Meghan McCain criticizing someone because she thinks they didn’t “earn” something is...something.

I don’t drive, because I live in a country with excellent public transport so there is no need to drive if you live in an urban area. I also got a year’s paid leave with my son, get free health care, paid sick leave, subsidized child care, free higher education and I have never worried that I would be the victim in a…

Remember all the thrashing and damage caused by the Clintons when they were being investigated and impeached?

You assume that that “randomness” is truly random.

I can shed some light on how people get selected since I know what algorithms they use, don’t ask me how I know. Today’s algorithms are different than it was 10 years ago:
1. If you don’t have social media.
2. If you’re a long-term resident of the United States with a fixed address.
3. Age is randomized, believe it or…

See, I think the real anti-Semites are the evangelical Christians who support Israel only so all the Jews can return there, thus kickstarting Armageddon, in which the Jews will have only two options: convert to Christianity, OR FUCKING DIE.

(I’m male and) I always flirt with the male agents that I identify as hetero as they give me the extra attention. I’m not gay, I just believe in making them feel as uncomfortable as I am.

thats why you do it based on the work done not a percentage. im not tipping a bartender for reaching into a metal tub right in front of them and pulling me out a beer. do you tip the people at mcdonalds for pulling your fries off the heat rack?  if theyre mixing a drink fine because there is some skill involved. but…

Kim K is suing a doctor and his “vampire facial” for using her face to shill it on Instagram.

I refuse to believe that Hero Fiennes-Tiffin is the name of an actual human, and not a Monty Python character. 

A municipality can’t give millions to a re-election campaign.