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Poor Kaitlynn. She will never understand that no one is as into Miley as Miley is into herself. Cyrus just borrows personas and people depending on what mood she’s in and what will generate the most publicity. Cody Simpson will be giving this same interview a year or maybe even just a few months from now.

Good actor who was always a welcome presence. He will be missed. Pretty much every obit, this one being no exception, has led with his roles on Mrs Maisel and Gilmore Girls. Which is understandable, I guess. But there is a segment of the audience out there, myself included, whose first thoughts went to his roles in

He’s Frank Sinatra’s kid from an affair, right? I mean...he just does not look like Woody Allen at all but he DOES look like a mix of Sinatra and Mia Farrow...

You know you go out with him to the bar, he has a few and starts talking about the great Chicago fire and how you could feel the cinders in your hair miles away and then goes “uh, so I’ve heard” and clams up.

He looks more and more like Frank Sinatra every day

I don’t think it’s that anybody seriously thinks better of Dubya’s record now, it’s just that now it has become distressingly clear that someone can do an even worse job.

And Dubya wasn’t a sociopath, even if he was far too comfortable employing them in his cabinet and on his campaign teams.

Now know as the “Full Epstein.”

I wonder if any of these people will hang themselves in prison while sleepy guards take really long naps.

And little to nothing’s likely to happen, considering how desperately Mitch is packing every bench he can.

They still took over a federal building, armed and threatening to kill anyone interfering with them.

You mean like the group of armed terrorists that took over the Malheur offices and were crushed by the full force of the law as a result of their violent, armed seizing of a federal building?

The line is colder: “Can’t do it, Solly” said with a smarty-pants. rather childishly mean smile.

Oil money fucks up everything. 

Believe it!

That was ... astonishingly incoherent, even for Trump. I can’t believe anyone thinks this man has sufficient mental acuity to tie his shoes, much less run a country. 

It’s like in the Godfather when Vito Corelone returns from the hospital and his grandchildren give him homemade get-well cards. Except those kids were like 6 and Vito was good at his job, faithful to his wife, and operating with no illusions about who he was or what he does.

That’s generous. I assume he would have just been killed by the first police to show up on the scene. Which, well, he was anyway.

They are collabos and should be paraded around with their heads shaven. 

I did that bad thing, so what?” has been the mantra this shitstain has lived his entire life by and not one single fucking person in a position of power ever stood up to him and said “It’s illegal, that’s what” and held him accountable.

He’s a fucking traitor and the republicans that support him are fucking traitors.