Years ago, I put a size 10 dent in the back door of a car that did a no-look, power right hand turn against a red. Full on flat of my shoe w/ heel, like I was SWAT team kicking in a hostage taker’s door. Made one hell of a BANG!!!

That’ll send the youth of today a VERY strong message that “it doesn’t pay to be a dumb racist”

With that kind of finish, you’re a shoe-in.

Fucking Manchin will vote Yes.

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Every time Morrissey gets a cold, I perk up because he might finally die.

Steven Seagal

Titillating jokes are for boobs...

Correctly pronounced “R can’s ass”

McPhee is a round heeled slut, noted marriage destroyer & has a damp place for directors & dumbasses w/ hardon’s to play/toy with.

I had a Willem Defoe under my bed once...

Contrary to popular culture, most some lawyers aren’t cartoonishly evil and corrupt.

I could listen to him tell one joke for an hour - pure magic!

Au contraire - he’s the real Canadian, unfailingly polite but do not push us. The rest of the world calls Canada when shit needs to get done & everybody else has tried/died.

“I just want an 8 port, 10G, PoE+, managed switch under the $20 mark.

My spellcheck usually intervenes in cases like that - but I’m a letter carrier, not a writer, so what do I know?

“Recipies”?

Next to the ones that keep his face and hair that color...

Thanks for this and your service.

Double points for forcing me to think about Marge’s desiccated, wrinkled corpse.