Murray fought Chase when Chevy returned to host SNL after leaving.

(golf clap)

“Murricane Bill” - his weather can turn dark & stormy in a flash, but his manic sunshine/blue sky is social and happy, and his talent can be breathtaking.

I’m not.

I did 2 1/2 years at Lowes - take all the HD stories & just sub in the word Lowes.

“I was writing about this show and doing research at the same time. We go on Tinder and probably swiped on everybody in Los Angeles. We were not even looking, just swiping. I had 252 matches that night, and 400 the next day. So I was going through them all, and one of them had a really cute message. And I said,…

That was actually Nicolas Cage. He had his body surgically altered specifically for that role.

This is how I will remember that leathery has-been.

Tell her she’s got a huge boat...

Spoiler much???

Little known fact, but they actually ATTRACT lightning. At least one of the little buggers gets fried every time lightning strikes.

See also: preachers, politicians, most rich people, etc.

!laed gib on

Gruber apparently injured himself on the play, he’s getting up slowly...

Yup - cop sez “I thought it was illegal / they were doing something illegal”.

Hearing that McMahon was involved at all makes me nauseous. Hearing that McMahon got teary eyed makes me think money was involved. Not sure there’s a genuine person inside that meat suit - just a parasite, sucking the money from gullible rubes.

We have bigger balls, too...

#Melanin

Take this personally or not - YOU know Sweet Fatty Arbuckle about Carlin.

Crosby & Hope were same - barely tolerated each other if camera wasn’t rolling.