If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck & violently apprehends non-violent targets w/o warrant or mercy like a duck...

Yup.

Is there any other Bronson Pinchot?

When I was a young man, old men explained to me why they couldn’t pay me what I wanted - no experience.

Gut reaction - Principal is an R, “devout” xtian, thinks pot smokers are bound for hell, but beer/wine/bourbon are for “adults”.

At least, tell them in your head. Grover says that when all else fails, it’s best to embrace having the occasional enemy. “Delight in it. Really, just enjoy it,” he says. After all, as Grover says, sometimes it’s actually better to be formidable. “If people are jealous or whatever, all feelings are welcome.” You…

An interesting aside for thread involving things that go into vaginas...

Hillary Clinton said late Saturday that she “meant no disrespect” when she insulted a large swath of America as an economic wasteland because it voted for Donald Trump instead of her.

Hurray!!!

Don’t think of moose as plural or singular - there has never been just one of them, so no word for single. There’s ALWAYS more than the one you see, they’re like raptors.

If you want it enough, the Canadian in you will come oot...

Few folks outside of Canada know this, but “groundhogs” are the larval stage of the moose.

With a few exceptions, we’re ALL nice boys up here...

Blob, and his brother, Dog Frog (alternately spelled “Fraud”)

Ooops - thanks

If I ever met Pacino, I’d ask him about Cazale.

This is how white dudes in the South felt feel about black men looking at white women before about 1990.

This is possibly the greatest celebrity IDGAF I’ve ever seen!!!

The ones who self describe as “hetero xtian” are usually so far back in the closet that they smell like mothballs AND wouldn’t know how to act like their poster boy deity even if they’d been given written instructions & been told to follow it to the letter.

And he’s not only merely dead, he’s really most sincerely dead...