donaldjorangutrump
Donald J Orangutrump
donaldjorangutrump

Yup - it is as the wad of meat describes.

He used that technique on last honeymoon...

Those tiny cars don’t pay for themselves...

OBGYN

If shit talking were considered slander, anyone who participates in a twitter beef would end up broke.

And cops love themselves SO much that they are 3x more likely to commit suicide than civilians.

Ewwwww...

She has a “stripper/escort” waiver...

“Up In Smoke” showed this in ‘78

Since “Milo”, you could have just stopped after wealthy/white.

TYVM, but after 50+ years I’m resigned to my fate.

You should write for Harlequin - quite the imagination.

Not his adopted daughter - THAT is bullshit.

“Allegations” against Woody, made by his ex (who had a son by Frank Sinatra WHILE in the relationship with Woody) & a couple of her kids (who’ve pretty much just parroted Mom).

Someone’s naive - who do you think get stopped (but rarely arrested) for impaired ALL THE TIME?

I’ve had mine since I was very young - I must wiggle/move my legs, there is no “fighting” the urge. I think I’ve done ankle/knee damage, as my compulsion is to wobble my legs & it’s gotta be some strain on the joints & ligaments.

Hey - the Canadian gov’t has apologized REPEATEDLY about that little Bieber shit. We may have spawned him, but you guys fucked him up.

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My fave anti-pot driving commercial - that would be the level of high I’d probably not drive in.

Hey dude... Those nice orang utans deserve better than to be mixed up with that shitbag Donald Turp... :P

Misspelled Zodiac...