Imagine the terror of having to go to the Tesco next to the Mosque to buy a six pack of beer to drink (for free because they don’t serve alcohol) at Tayaabs round the corner with mixed grill and dry meat?

But the 90's Judge Dredd did at least have the best line of all the fims ‘You bitch’, ‘That’s Judge Bitch to you’.

‘Scientologist adjacent’ thank you. That short phrase has just made my day :)

I’m sorry but the phrase you missed from the Guardian piece was delicatessen-cum-sandwich shop.

Finally got to see them a few years back when they played a run of nights in Brixton each one doing an album whole followed by other bits and bobs. As luck would have it I ended up seeing the first two albums on consecutive nights.

OMFAG you have just made me, and this as a committed republican (as a Brit I use that in the sense of wanting rid of the Royals), for the first time in my life joyous at the fact that we have Prince Charles.

100% this, he’s happily over taking on a pissy wet road in a powerful car having only driven for three years. That’s asking for trouble.

I was once carrying a tray of champagne glasses with the best part of a bottle of Cristal poured into them following some very drunk customers to their table when one of them turned around gesticulating wildly with his arm. Needless to say caught me full on my carrying arm. In my attempt at saving the tray the whole…

When I worked at a big country house hotel I remember the chefs used to think it was funny covering their hands in soft tempura batter then dipping them into the fryers. Shits and giggles.

what are the decals on the car? they look similar to some far right symbols?

I’m constantly amazed at the number of times I’ve tried to warn customers away from a dish only to have them order it anyway.

ceramic knives are sharp but incredibly chippy, I don’t know a single chef that would ever let one in their kitchen, learn to sharpen steel instead.

ceramic knives are sharp but incredibly chippy, I don’t know a single chef that would ever let one in their kitchen,…

What is the dog on the right doing to its bone? The sheer level of wrongness is staggering.

Help me out here, what is it? I’ve been staring at the picture for some time now and I’m still no wiser.

Cinnamon is used (and this is important) in conjunction with a shit load of other spices. Not on its own. Not ever. Also cinnamon schnapps is the most hateful drink ever to be conceived and I’ve drunk both asparagus and shallot eau de vie (parlat technically as it was in Hungary).

Regarding the air force story, surely their job is to serve you, after all they're the ones payed for by the fucking tax payer?

Yep, as a sommelier that's something I love, let's me straight away where to pitch my recommendations.

Damn straight, we work with chefs who are universally acknowledged to be the worlds greatest with regards to profanity, as such I'm proficient at swearing in French, German, Spanish, Hungarian and obviously English. Just don't swear directly at us that annoys.

seconded

Sorry, very grumpy this morning. In retrospect I think she's genuinely try to do something very good. I've rescinded my request for magical predator drone death to all involved.