Get off the computer Dad. I heard this already when Katrina hit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

We all lost hope that day. Then the season ended with the Colts winning the SB and Manning finally finishing all the ‘He can’t win the big one’ talk. Except the Chargers always had his number. That was the Chargers SB to win.

That was the greatest kick in the nuts of any sports experience I’ve ever had and ever will have. I lost all hope that day.

There’s only one thing to be done: trade him to the Pelicans for 9 conditional 2nd round picks in the years 2049-2057 with the condition that he change his name to N’Awlins.

I’m actually a little tired already of the “hot take” that Tarkin was bad or uncanny CGI. Two of the people we went to see the movie with didn’t have any peripheral knowledge of Peter Cushing or the fact that he’s been dead for over 20 years. They had no idea who the rest of us were talking about when we were gushing…

Everyone I know who has no idea who Peter Cushing is or that he’s dead had no idea that it was CG. Whereas quite a few people found Leia unnerving (I keep hearing the term “doll”), but I honestly think they forget she was an anime-eyed, heavily-rouged, round-faced teenager in the first film. Honestly, both looked…

This is proof that even at 44 years old, Jamal can still pound the pigskin.

Comment of the day

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

Skip Bayless gets 1/3 to 1/4 the viewers he got at ESPN.

Everything on the Ringer feels like it was turned in half written.

The Ringer’s terrible. Once in a while they’ll link an NBA article on Twitter that interests me enough to click through, but beyond that it’s all trash. They try to cover too much, and it results in a website that’s a mile wide but an inch deep.

The problem with The Ringer happened in it’s inception. When Simmons, Fennessy, Ryan, and Litman sat down to conceive the site, I feel like they fundamentally misread the marketplace. The idea that people want shorter, lighter, more disposable content to read on their phones might be true across the internet, but it’s…

The older I get the more I’m convinced that “everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth” is the truest and most perfect philosophical statement ever uttered.

nah

You’re the puppet.

No puppet.

I consider myself to be a huge Simmons fan.