Is there an early payoff penalty?

“And van owners aren’t openly obnoxious”

That reminds me of a base I was stationed at... there were some parking spots designated as “compact car parking only”. They ended up having to remove the signs because they couldn’t enforce them since they had no designated criteria as to what constituted a compact car.

If you would park YOUR scrawny little POS car in the back, you wouldn’t have to put up with waiting for the pickup drivers an EVERYONE would be happy... other than the fact that then you wouldn’t have that to bitch about.

To use a Clint Eastwood quote, “A man’s got to know his limitations”.

Drive through Houston when the water is 4 feet deep?

Let me get this straight... you’re admitting to keying someone else’s vehicle because you don’t think they should be driving something that big and then have the audacity to accuse THEM of being “an obnoxious fucking child”? Wow, the hypocrisy is strong in this one!

Hillary still can’t accept that fact.

“...Donald Trump, worst candidate in history.”

It’s $2.47 in Lafayette.

That’s my policy.

Do not close the account and only use it to make a minimal purchase every year or so so that they don’t close it due to non-use. Then you will get more benefit from them than they will from you.

“Five cab drivers have ended their own lives since December of 2017—one even going so far as to shoot himself outside of City Hall.”

Since I’m not sure if you are complaining about that sticker or bragging about it, I will not star your post. I will just say I think that sticker is hilarious.

In some places they are legally mandating electric cars artificially broadcast ICE noises to warn people that one is coming.

“But with modern LED headlights that last pretty much forever...”

You’ve tasted it???

Can you also do that with L.A. and a few other places?

No, that word was... “inconceivable!”

Mobius Strip... You’re going to have cars drive on both the bottom and the top of the roadway, loop it back into itself and have no entrances or exits???