You’re complaining about having to wait a cycle to turn? Try driving a motorcycle when some of the sensors aren’t sensitive enough to detect that you are waiting!

They are legal in Texas... as long as they are registered and tagged from another state.

It’s not a motorcycle.

The Tomahawk is not a motorcycle.

I remember sitting near a main highway in Naples, Italy back in 2003 while I was waiting for a business to open back up. There were at least two cars that backed up the on-ramp in less than an hour. They apparently missed their turns too. They have the worst drivers in the world there.

Clutch??? Who needs a clutch? I remember more than once back in 1978, when I was working at a dealership, starting up a Mercury Crappy (the standard term we used for the Capri) in first gear because the clutch would not work properly. Fortunately, they had a starter motor that was strong enough to get the car moving…

L-O-L-A Lola, Lo Lo Lo Lo Lola

What can a “cadillac converter” convert your Cadillac into?

If you have a cylinder misfire you’ll be able to feel it. You shouldn’t need an idiot light to... oh... never mind.

No tires are side specific. They are either ‘rotation direction’ specific, ‘this side out’ specific or ‘it just don’t matter’. When put on a tire one way or the other, a rotation direction specific tire/ rim will become side specific... but it is the combination that becomes side specific, not the tire. If you took…

If it has your name on it, open it up. Start giving the items bad reviews and they will stop sending them. You don’t have to be the purchaser, recipients can also give reviews since they are the ones with the item.

Do you understand the definitions of conflation and obfuscation?

Where were all of the ‘package thieves’ when we needed them back then?

I can’t put mail in the mailbox??? Then how do I mail it???

‘Cause it was addressed to me!

In trouble for what? What crime would you have committed?

I lost my ID in a flood.

I wonder if he also does those humorous Chinese to English translations we see occasionally.

Good thing he wasn’t having fish and chips.

Tools, nuts or a combination of the above