Sometimes I’m surprised that you goofballs don’t refer to the numerous alloys of iron as “ironium”.

IN the soup bowl.

I had a chief who would start getting seasick as soon as they passed “underway, shift colors” over the 1MC. We were still next to the pier!

The problem is that too many people nowadays have been brainwashed into the mindset that they are never at fault... just like someone who keeps making speeches naming more individuals or groups to blame.

Back in 2014 I bought a brand new Can-Am Spyder from the local dealer. They asked me if I wanted to finance it and, just for the fun of it, I asked them how much the interest rate was. Coincidentally, I just paid it off two months early today and was almost regretting it. The interest rate was less than 4%.

‘Translation: “I’m too incompetent to keep dangerous people off the street, so I’m calling in the feds to do my job. Also, I’m racist.”’

And a failure of nature’s tried and true use of natural selection.

Eastern Canada... western Canada... what’s the difference other that western Canada has mountains? I guess I could understand not wanting to be lumped in with ‘Bring Cash’ (BC). It’s kinda like California. By the way, when are you guys going to build a road to Nunavut, eh?

“Everbody knows Doctor Who drives a London Police Box...”

What Al Gore actually DID say was “During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet...”

And in Massachusetts it would probably be spelled sawduh

A towel, [The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of…

It always worked for The Fonz. I remember repairing a radar display a few times that way.

The Russian Wrench”

“...One misstep and the media and public go on a witch hunt...”

You write that as though you think there is something wrong with it.

It is always fascinating seeing how some people habitually want to criticize somebody about the most trivial things.

For one, falsifying the form you must fill out when purchasing a firearm. I remember hearing Bill Clinton proudly claiming how many illegal gun sales that were prevented due to background checks. If I remember right, it was in the tens of thousands. I never heard him make any statements about the arrests or…

“Assault rifle” is not an arbitrary category, “assault weapon” is. The term assault rifle has been around for decades and refers to rifles that, for one, must be capable of firing more than one round per trigger pull. An “assault weapon” IS an arbitrary category and the definition varies from state to state. The AR-15…

There is no such thing as a “gun show loophole”. The rules for buying and selling firearms are the same at a gun show as they are anywhere else.