Needs more dog.

When I was at uni, the game was the flaming nipple. Burning booze. Shirt off. Put firey drink on nipple, watch the flesh expand to fill the vaccuum and the remove the glass and drink it.

The mainstream of conservative thought all pulled the fucking lever for Trump, thereby endorsing him and his well known advisors as the face of their political party.

Bannon IS mainstream now. You don't get more mainstream than being senior advisor to the fucking President!

Why would you expect the plane to be airworthy? Planes have to undergo serious amounts of preflight checks before they are ready to fly. And none of the gang had any clue how to do that. Flight simulators don't teach you how to check the flappy doohickey or the engine spinny parts of a plane that has been sat idle in…

He managed to get GCHQ, an organisation that would not comment on wether they were on fire as the fires burned, to say that the claim was ridiculous. That is incredible.

I think his girlfriend is brilliant as well.

If only he would do something truly horrific, like cut spending on cancer research, or take food away from the elderly!

Yes. Not a penny in tax cuts for middle or working class. Just cuts for millionaires and more toys for the military.

I am starting to think this might be a bet. They want to cut this shit because yeah Republicans are evil.. but they way they are selling it is amazing.

This works. Well done. Now go enjoy that bourbon you love so much.

Only because they were passed with veto proof majorities. This bullshit idea of Nixon as a protoliberal needs to die in a fire!

And he won't be. Impeachment is a purely political matter. And politically, Republicans gain nothing from impeachment.

Jeans are the least comfortable item of clothing I ever owned. The day I realised that I was under no obligation to wear the shitty things again and threw them away was the best day of my sartorial life

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How did I miss something this obvious?

I imagined a great thing happening and then the Jake Tapper in my imagination did a thing I imagined. Checkmate libtard!

Republicans choose to be Republicans. They choose to support a racist party led by racist​ men. That I criticise them for their choice to be racists is not the same thing that racists do. Racists try to take rights away from people based on race. Nobody chooses their race, and being a particular race takes no rights…

Ohhh fuck off. I have no time for that "Why are you intolerant of their intolerance" bullshit. Republicans voted for a man who promised to do deeply racist things. They are racists.

If it helps, i got to the heckle and immediately imagined you reciting the chorus of MmmBop in a suitably poetic manner. So in my head you were the winner that night.