Stop it.

Everything about the Ted Cruz / Trump relationship is hilarious in an awful, awful way.

Eventually, everything will star Toby Jones!

When Stephen Hawking guest stars in a cartoon, how much is he actually involved in the process? Does he have to type the words into his computer himself for it to "count" or can he just give permission for the cartoon company to use a version of his voice software himself and just take the money for no work?

Me!

The guy who keeps breaking Madden is brilliant and I have never played any (American) football game, because the sport is an incomprehensible mess to me.

I have a claim to fame, that I am going to share here because it is slightly relevant.
In a (proper) football game, I am a playable character. In Actua Soccer 3, if you enter the cheatcode "flagstoning", you gain access to a team called Fighting Forth which was based on the 4th XI of my university (field) hockey team…

Civilised people don't pump carcinogens into the enclosed space they share with other people.

George Soros (aka Satan)….

1) Anyone who says that running a business is good training for running a country is stupid beyond words.

The problem is that a language like Darmok makes no sense for one simple reason. How would you learn the story of Darmok and Tenagra in the first place? A child growing up would not know the story, and would need to be told it in order to use the metaphor. And if you can teach a child the story, you could teach the…

Darmok is good enough while you watch it. But it utterly collapses about 30 seconds after the credist when you think about what you just saw.

Wow. Jon Stewart said that both sides are to blame. How utterly shocking.

For huge portions of this, Belle will be the only non-CGI character on screen. This seems really rather pointless as a "live action" remake.

I always think it is weird that they made the decision to put the kids in standard muggle school uniform. I wonder what the thinking was there…

McDonalds makes all the money. Doesn't mean it is a highly rated restaurant.

I taught in a school where the head thought that.

I have made over 5000 comments on my Disqus account, and this reply is the one that has made me the most happy!

Hitchcock and Scully are really excellent at the paperwork side of things. That is a useful skill. But more to the point, they are funny. Pimento just isn't.

Nobody thinks that.