People with body dysmorphic disorders have never been a privileged, oppressive group and their insecurity doesn't stem from their loss of privilege. You don't have a mental illness, dude, but way to victimize yourself and insult the people who do. Grow up and work towards resolving your issues. Frankly, being unhappy…

There's a difference between having a tough time emotionally because you're struggling professionally, and viewing someone else's success as your failure. The first is totally understandable, and men deserve a sympathetic ear for that, for sure. The second is what toddlers do.

RIGHT?!?!?!? I feel that if I were fully Brazillian'd and wearing that, you'd see like, the...the....clit-cleft!

You are not being mocked. I'm sorry, but if this applies to you, if you really are insecure about the women in your life being more successful than you, then you need to take a good long look at how you think about women. Would you feel insecure at meeting a black guy who was earning a bit more than you? A gay guy? A…

I have a feeling it was minimized in the photoshopping process.

I was thinking the same thing, "I could totally look like those girls from the 60's —except, like, biracial." And then I got depressed.

Men feeling "emasculated" and "obsolete" is the fault of patriarchy, not feminism. No one is going to cry a single tear for men who have teh sadz because they can't be manly men without feeling superior to their female spouses. This is what it comes down to. Patriarchy teaches you that "I earn more, I'm the manly head…

Dear DogzillasMama:

This is hilarious! It's a perfect spoof of those bullshit advice columns from the fifties absolutely STANK with sexism!

• Smile more. Without a smile, your face is just sort of plain. With a smile, you are dazzling. Really beautiful smile.

Lena please conform. Conform already!!!

I'm pretty sure the right way to clap starts off with "#1 Don't be a black lady in the public sphere."

Oh for fuck's sake. Really? Line me up with the non-lady beasts then, clapping away enthusiastically with both of my horrid man hands.

You made me giggle; thanks!

No, with this wonderful thing called the internets, everyone deserves to be publicly shamed in front of the entire globe for something that might be the teeniest bit bothersome to one person. Progress! Technology!