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Don Yachts
don-yachts

It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning.”

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

We have wang sign such as God himself has never seen!

Fear is the boner-killer.

Look at Muad’Dick

Fine. Good. Take time to make the movie better if you need it.

“There’s sand in my . . . everything!

It's coming.

I’m sure Weird Al will be contacting him shortly to re-pitch “Schmoozer”.

STOP WIGGLIN’ AROUND, YOU JACKASS.

Why, Sally! That’s almost...*churlish*!”

He voiced Dr. Impossible yet looks more like Plastic Man.

There’s only one Reed Richards I’ll accept

I’m all about catforming. But oh god I don’t want to see that cat die from missing a jump. Or get hurt. Or be unhappy.

Spoiler alert, the last boss is just a cucumber on the floor

People when the trailer originally dropped:

I have to assume that in this game the cat will simply decide not to respond to controller input occasionally and maybe take a nap or get distracted by a string.