We're just a moon of the Sun.

People/companies freaking out about nudity will never not be one of the single dumbest things on the planet. “Modesty” is a completely artificial concept. Humans don’t come with clothing. No other animal wears clothing. Clothing is a tool that gives us an enhanced ability to survive in harsher climates, but is not…

All it took was not expecting even half of the insane promises made by the marketing team for me to enjoy this game for what it was.

Let’s do this. I’ll start. This is Cleocatra, my rescue from a truckstop parking lot.

I´m disappointed you didn´t title the article “I Want To Play The Cat Game Right Meow.”

“Planned Release Date: Cats don’t have deadlines”

Hey, stop whaling on the guy

So, you just *had* to create this comment thread, and fillet with corny humour. Well, you better clam up or somebody’s liable to get crabby.

Comitting wanton murders and violent crimes A-OK

It was a real slam lunk.

I was fishing for groans.

How cod you?

#LetCJFuck

Oh for fucks sake. Let us have some goddamn hot coffee Rockstar!!!

I don’t know how you can even get Catman to fish when he’s always so busy with his effing grooming!

Even if you think it’s crappie, I bet there’s salmon out there who lakes it.

Aside from Cheerwine, almost any flavor of Nehi is great. I had the great fortune of running not only a breakfast/lunch bar but also my standard kitchen when I lived in Charlotte, NC, and the lunch bar carried so called “classic” sodas and while weekly inventory was a bitch (we also carried like, 30 different…

That guy looks kinda familiar, but the toothpick....

Sam, I’m beginning to doubt your commitment to SparkleMotion.

I still remember on a Halloween years ago, I was still living in Osaka and I walked into a bar in Nipponbashi near Osaka Gundam. In it there were a few guys dressed in Gundam cosplay. Anyway, the bar owner could speak some English and said hi. I looked at the cosplayers and joked "Are they dressed for Halloween?"