I guess he kind of looks like Mike Patton.

“Bill Moseley plays the host of a regional television children’s program who brings his “puppets from the Masonic Table” to life under the glow of a blood moon in the trailer for Devil’s Junction: Handy Dandy’s Revenge.

“Bill Moseley plays the host of a regional television children’s program who brings his “puppets from the Masonic Table” to life under the glow of a blood moon in the trailer for Devil’s Junction: Handy Dandy’s Revenge.”

You know, since I am a Wisconsinite and I thought I had pretty much had my house practically hermetically sealed in anticipation of this past polar vortex I thought I had all my bases covered. I will hit up my landlord and see if he will send out someone to look into sealing it up tighter than I did, but since dude…

I have had the same feeling of anxiety for hours afterward because of multiple encounters with bats that seem to miraculously seem to appear in my house, and by the gods I have sworn that I have sealed every nook and cranny though adorable yet disease-prone creatures could get in. 

Y’know, I am probably in the minority here, but Event Horizon spooked me way more than The Exorcist. To be honest, I thought the Exorcist was absolutely hilarious! I loved it!

“Welcome to Woo-Dini’s! Can I start you off with with some Hoe-Tini’s?”

You forgot the seminal “Taint Your Wagons” and “Taint Misbehavin’.”

THAT’S NUMBAHWANG!

One thing I love about the digital era is that any curiosity can be nigh-instantly satisfied with minimum effort. Just the other day I was wondering to myself about the lead insertion process of pencils while I was at work, and here is the answer in glorious high definition!

First off, props for giving the third Exorcist the respect that it is due! I developed an even deeper affinity for that film after Front Line Assembly sampled some of the most choice lines of dialogue in their classic albums!

The soundtrack alone will get me through the door on this one! Carpenter Brut’s tunes are spectacular! His remixes are pretty darn good too. Especially his collaborations with Gunship.

Well he IS a shapeshifter, so he could be cast by a bunch of different people and still be legit. There is also “The Eyes of The Dragon” adaption coming out too that will have a Flagg in it as well that Hulu is developing that I am sure will have a different actor cast for that role too, but as we know there are other…

Unrelated note: I dig the lights in your profile pic, sir.

Back in the days of “SOCOM: Navy Seals” on PS2 I created a profile by the name of “Grampy Death” and posed as a senior citizen who was borrowing his grandson’s console to beat the boredom of being cooped up in a nursing home for giggles.

That movie is fantastic! The first time I saw it was while I was waiting for a certain mind-expanding substance to take hold, and BOY HOWDY did the scenes with the visions really help kick things off!

James, if you are wondering about how good action can be done with puppets and/or need some more amazing puppetry to tide you over until the next season gets made, might I direct your attention to a joint Taiwanese/Japanese series known as “Thunderbolt Fantasy”?

Every time I sit next to a campfire this line pops into my head: 

To quote Dave The Lighting Guy from Orgasmo, “That’s some hot shit right there.”