I don’t fault a lawyer for doing their job. The justice system wouldn’t work even the tiny bit that it does without rigorous counsel on both sides. But bruh

R. Kelly: “thoia thoia”

So on top of relocation, a new identity, housing, and protection, $100-$150K of our taxpayer money will also go to removing those stupid tats.

By that logic my kids are the most red blooded patriots alive! There are days that all 3 toilets in my house are unflushed....and I only have 2 kids!

“Sept. 14 flight which departed from Birmingham, Ala” was all the information needed. You know dem southerners were just itchin’ to nail some terries around 9/11

I’ve had pneumonia.  Twice.  Every breath hurts like hell.  Even after the actual infection clears, you feel like road kill for weeks.  Like you’re trying to survive on one hour of sleep a week.  Would not wish it on anyone other than Orange Caligula.

Said it before, say it again: there are two myths about money with which we must dispense. One, the idea that the 1% are smarter or better than the rest of us (I feel like Paris Hilton should have taught us that, no?), and two, the myth that the poor are lazy. I think about what Michelle Obama said about sitting at…

“Rich folks are rich because they know what to do with their money, unlike poor people”.

“Does he have his vendor permit?”

I hear you.

I will send a check to the Niggas Need Hugs foundation and volunteer to bake cookies.

Sounds like an investment opportunity. 

I wish people understood that the opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s apathy.

That gaslighting coming from homophobic “comedian” Kevin Hart is making my stomach turn. We all know how he really feels about gay men.

Ummm.

Everybody is colorblind until their daughter brings home a black man.  Nobody cares if your gay until their son/daughter comes out.

Barbershops aren’t safe spaces. People should stop with that lie. LOL. Ask anyone who’s ever been roasted in a shop. I’ve seen people get up and just walk out never to return because of the way the entire shop turned on them.

How is this anything more than a typical celebrity roundtable? If the barber shop is a safe space because what’s said there stays there, doesn’t televising those conversations completely subvert the concept? Who’s going to go on this show and risk his career by saying some outlandish shit?

I used to be on this same shit with my gay friends. “You’re gay, who gives a fuck? I don’t”. But I got a wake up call some years back. My self and a bunch of friends went out, and at the end of the night one of my gay friends needed a ride home, so aight, cool. As we’re walking the many blocks to my car, these kids in…

I used to be the same, with the “You’re gay, who cares?” I thought this was the enlightened approach. But that shit is the same as people who say they don’t see color. I don’t care, because my privilege allows me to not care if Lil Nas X is gay. But that’s a part of his identity and if he wants/needs to express it,…