Well, at least someone out there is trying to base laws on LOGIC and REASON rather than what their invisible sky friend whispered to them via burnt toast.

This is the weirdest sport. And they're all so THIN. Thinner than the runners. Is that a thing? They need FOOD!!!!!!!!!!

His sanpelligrino is my favourite. Bonus points for good taste.

They'll both make some cismen very happy, homeschooling, cookie-baking, make-up wearing, abortion-hating, tchotchke-making, "I have a Black Friend from my Church" wives. I look forward to the tasteful wedding and baby photos.

The only piece of news I really care about here is how the hell we get free private jet trips. Let's discuss!!

Let me see if I understand (I may be too fat to fully grasp the situation): the potential viewers either left or are leaving because the station is "comically biased," so to manage that, they put their female hosts on a diet. Right. Yes. I see the logic now. Infallible, really.

You.... like your wife to evacuate in a Children's Museum? I'm confused.

I am taking Gabussie (not really!). That little girl is so cute I CANNOT STAND IT. Her little FACE. WHY ARE WE NOT ALL TALKING ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT BABY IS AND HOW MUCH I WANT TO GIVE HER KISSES ON HER BABY FACE??!!!

This was a lovely piece, and I feel like we don't hear enough from Adrienne or about this character. As a Jewish woman, I was really surprised when she decided to look into conversion, but it felt so right that it was her and not someone else. She so perfectly described the concepts of wrestling with learning and…

Yes, yes, yes. Everyone’s a little bit racist. The Voting Rights Act was a bipartisan bill signed into law by a Democrat; everyone has their moments. The question is, who *currently* holds political rallies as de facto White Power meetings? I have no great love for Clinton, but I’m not blind to the fact that Trump…

OMG that's VILE.

Oh wow. So, his entire tv show was just a recruitment platform toward his ultimate goal of global destruction? That's..... a bit more savvy than I thought he could be!

He looks so greasy. This whole fiasco was a nightmare and they're an awful match.

My first thought: sorry, is this a *prison,* or a charm school for girls? Also, that all seems pretty circumstantial evidence to CONVICT someone of a crime. IDK. It was her gallery and she smelled of gas? Maybe she stopped to get the car filled up, or maybe she smelled because she rushed to the scene and stepped in a…

SHE had loose morals, so she lost her hands. SHE caused their infertility, even though it was his fault. SHE should have stayed to save the marriage. What's HIS punishment for this? How are they going to communicate to the community that this WILL.NOT.STAND? She's so young, and now this. I am so done with people right…

The only people who have a right to question how she behaves at the Olympics, in my opinion, are other athletes. If you can't relate to what she's going through, physically and psychologically, shut your mouth and stop pretending like you have any insight or right to put yourself on their level. This is an incredibly…

I read an article, I think it was on Jezebel, where they reprinted interviews of some of the girls who eventually got free. It’s horrible. One story still haunts me to this day. A girl gave birth to a baby as a result of a rape. After several months, her boy died of a snake bite, and the whole family celebrated that…

Chinese marriage laws are awful and doing this in front of the entire world puts a shit ton of pressure on her to say yes. I would have been livid, and it actually would have made me rethink the entire relationship. But then again, if that's what she wants, then mazal tov. Better you than me, kiddo.

Fine, prison won’t teach him anything; then what will? Because THIS? This is hella bullshit.

When I was in grad school, all the other women seemed to really have their shit together, and I most definitely did NOT. That’s where I heard the expression “fake it til you make it.” Whether I’m an impostor or not, I act like I imagine a successful woman would, and just play it out... and then fuck a lot of people on…