"that's how I met my future husband,"

Because comic book super guys must be taken with the utmost seriosity.

The first Fantastic Four movie was worse. So were 6 or 7 Katherine Heigl movies.

I liked Man of Steel, but I'm old and know what's good.

Damn, I knew there was a catch.

"I read an interview with Weiner where he said that children of divorce like Sally don’t grow up to be burnouts; they grow up to be senators."

My mom loved that song, but you know, it just sucks!

I commute to work by train and am often asked to sign petitions. I always politely refuse and am amazed at how many people actually sign.

Mayor of Toronto.

Thanks.

Okay, I looked it up. It was J. Edgar Hoover (allegedly). I should have guessed that.

Your passionate support for this young man is endearing.

Who got Charlie Chaplin deported?

The little girl was six, her mommy swallowed her.

Yeah, like priests go to heaven.

True, I forgot about that. Okay, Phil's air guitar next to his Z28 the other night tells me he wasn't hep to race music.

No you're not.

Philip & Elizabeth weren't hep to race music.

They'll likely bring that back before you see Little Black Sambo again. Was Little Lotta pals with Little Audrey and Little Dot?

You can do it!