UPDATE: Since writing this, I have moved into the Commonlands, where the slaughter continues.

Dear Claire,

You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

I left after the format change. I recently logged in to see if any of the “olds” were still active. To my surprise there were a handful. Good times. 

DAMMIT.


Guys, Tom Happ is a super nice guy. I’ve met him a couple times at conventions, I’ve seen the documentary (very good btw) about Axiom Verge, and I’ve purchased the game six times now for various systems and as gifts because I love everything about it.

This dude has been fucked over, and fucked over, and fucked…

When I saw this on Twitter a few days ago, I thought, “This feels like something Banksy would do.”

You Are (Not) A Klepto 

Steering wheels are complicated.

Do NOT buy a used dishwasher from David Tracy.

I believe what you’re describing is price fixing...if it’s organized through direct communication amongst retailers coordinating a specific price it’s actually quite illegal.

#NeverForget

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Usually dicks take up two parking spaces, so this one should be considered polite.

Bring a can of kerosene and a tank of liquid oxygen with you. See if the owner will let you crank if over, just for shits and giggles. 

...

This is actually quite ingenious.

David,
Hear me out because this is going to sound crazier than the last suggestion I gave, but it’s not.

That’s a hell of a way to apply for a job at Fox News. 

I know T. Jon ( we worked at the same company for a short time) so I’m not going to argue with him, especially since his explanation is accurate. But there is another reason.

Oh come on, this is garbage... How did the guy with the

I massaged Assman for comment