And a monorail.

As a public high school English teacher, I would love to hear what social distancing looks like in a classroom of thirty-five students in a 30ft.x30ft. room.

Jason does it again. His highest profile target yet

And Cloud gets his name from his dope vape tricks shyeaaaaa

It’s not often that the creator of something is wrong about his own creation.

“I Bought a Submerged Tahoe for $275 and I Nearly Became a Eunuch Trying to Get it Home.”

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

“I wrote it myself. It’s the most beautiful document ever. And I got it to 3 pages. Who needs 1100 pages to explain something so simple? But you know what, it was really hard. No one knew how hard it was. Thousands of scientists and they got it wrong. But I got it right, and it’s beautiful. Cars will be safer…

I’m gonna see if the other reviews are this bad before I make my decision; Dowd hates a lot of things. As noted above, he hated Detective Pikachu for some irrational reason.

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

What’s the temperature like where you live? Little guy might have been cold.

I’m not that fat.

Yeah where have I heard this argument before?

Huh, I never saw that.

Which is in line with what they expressed in the credits to their game:

There’s flying, and there’s bumbling deliciously into the air. Those tasty birds are doing the latter.

Adam Sandler stars as Rob Schneider, who’s been hired to star in a movie biopic of David Spade. But Sandler’s Schneider has a different vision of the Spade character than director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Adam Sandler director but a man whom Schneider does not see eye to eye with. Dugan, played by Kevin James, will…

It took Takata years to develop an airbag that does not use ammonium nitrate, which can break down over time in hot and humid conditions and ignite too quickly, meaning that cars in the south and west have been targeted for recalls first.

The one I heard when I was a teen was that children conceived in the back seat aren’t technically yours, so you don’t have to worry about child support.

He and Kubrick clashed on the set. Very painful memory.