And a monorail.

As a public high school English teacher, I would love to hear what social distancing looks like in a classroom of thirty-five students in a 30ft.x30ft. room.

Jason does it again. His highest profile target yet

And Cloud gets his name from his dope vape tricks shyeaaaaa

It’s not often that the creator of something is wrong about his own creation.

“I Bought a Submerged Tahoe for $275 and I Nearly Became a Eunuch Trying to Get it Home.”

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

just want to share what happens when you install the chrome extension “cloud to butt plus”, which replaces the word “cloud” with “butt”, and forget you have this extension installed

“I wrote it myself. It’s the most beautiful document ever. And I got it to 3 pages. Who needs 1100 pages to explain something so simple? But you know what, it was really hard. No one knew how hard it was. Thousands of scientists and they got it wrong. But I got it right, and it’s beautiful. Cars will be safer…

I’m gonna see if the other reviews are this bad before I make my decision; Dowd hates a lot of things. As noted above, he hated Detective Pikachu for some irrational reason.

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

What’s the temperature like where you live? Little guy might have been cold.

Look at the coastline of Holland. Now look at the coastline of Florida. Do you notice any difference? Do you notice hurricanes hitting Amsterdam? 

I’m not that fat.

Yeah where have I heard this argument before?

Huh, I never saw that.

Which is in line with what they expressed in the credits to their game:

I’ll be that geek who points out that The Sword in the Stone is not Excalibur. Arthur breaks the sword he pulled out of the stone in a battle, and later the “Lady of the Lake” gives him Excalibur.

There’s flying, and there’s bumbling deliciously into the air. Those tasty birds are doing the latter.

He and Kubrick clashed on the set. Very painful memory.