Shhhhhhh

The Switch is portable, right?

As one of the writers affected by the layoffs, this is totally grade a classy, Luke. Lots of these talented individuals are still looking for the next gig and this can only be helpful. Very cool of you!

Reminds me of the “Most Cowardly” award in Goldeneye. Stuff like that would be way more fun to seeing “Longest Killstreak” or other silly metrics.

As it turns out, Bungie might have some issues communicating!

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

David, please learn from this. The next CL desperate ad could be: “Help! I have been purchasing every shitty Jeep within 1,000 miles and now I need money to get my life back - selling these 4 Jeeps for $1500 or send me pics of your trade”

I started to say that Tracy should buy it, but it runs and drives.

Thank god I haven’t put any of my money into this bitcoin crap. I’ll stick with safe and reliable investments like coal futures, thank you very much.

Yeah, but can you imagine how crazy that stream is going to be?

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the veteran development studio has seemed unwilling or unable to be transparent with fans.

Just to add to how ridiculous this ad is, our protagonist is watching a Dota video in Windows Media Player.

I found this bone-chilling. Like finding out Voldemort knows your address.

That awesome moment someone on a video game blog is a better investigative journalist this half the media in the nation. Anyway, I believe he is lying(it’s obvious) but I don’t say that to be mean to him. I wonder what was his reason for doing something like this? It seems very strange. I hope this gets an update.

But, that’s what I’m doing right now!

wait....so for 5 actual money I can get 500 helix credits to get a unicorn???

Achievements on a porn site??? Elaborate.

the witcher 3 is not trash.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.